Sunday, 17 March 2024

First ski vélo in the Pyrénées

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Following the May 2023 success of the NNNNNN in Norway with Pauline and Seth, the purpose of this outing was to test the waters for ski/bike trips in the vastly different road and snow conditions of the French Pyrenees.

Experience dictates more unusual and ambitious adventures often take shape in the cozy surroundings of a pub over a few beers, and Pyrenean ski velo has been no exception. 

Yesterday’s one day outing was a first attempt of this ski/bike concept – to test the gear setup and understand what is possible... 


Arriving into Tarascon-sur-Ariège at 9am it was satisfying to park at the side of the road just before the traffic jam. Carloads of skiers off to the Ax & Andorra resorts, who, like us, were hoping to make the most of the remaining snow following a large dump earlier in the week. 

Despite little practice, mounting skis on the bikes proved to be simple and fast – a promising sign for future outings of this type. Powered by a mixture of excitement and Tarascon boulangerie coffee, we made fast progress along the valley towards Val-de-Sosm until a right hand turn to the 7-8% gradients of the climb to Port de Lers slowed us right down. 

- All smiles before the first climb on the trip -

- Pausing for a rest during the climb, not yet realizing my back tire is flat - 

The climb was uneventful other than one puncture on my bike. On arriving at the snow blocking the road 2.5km from the col, we decided to continue with the bikes, opening up the possibility to turn this outing into a loop via Col de Port, as opposed to a simple out and back. 

This required pushing the bikes loaded with skis uphill in knee deep, wet snow – very much type two fun! Arriving at Port de Lers we had a quick lunch, time check and transition to ski mode, then set off leaving our bikes, extra equipment and wet cycling shoes hidden near the col. 

- The start of lots of hike-a-bike -

- The "road" to Port de Lers -

- Looking back east towards Tarascon from Port de Lers -

Starting skiing at 13h in the afternoon felt unusual, and despite good coverage, the snow was heavy, sticky and humid. I was quite pleased with my ski tracing through the lumpy and rocky forested approach, while Guido set a speedy pace tracing up the higher, open slopes. 

- Traversing the sticky snow on the way up -

We approached our target summit, Pic de Gérentos, from the West, enjoying clear 180 degree views of the surrounding mountains. The final 100m to the summit were made without skis, as all the snow had been blown away from the crest. Our decent by ski was fun enough considering the mushy snow.  Never have my legs felt so tired after such a short ski – without doubt due to the preceding 1000m cycle climb and, more importantly, 2.5km uphill hike-a-bike+skis. 

- Summiting Pic de Gérentos -

- View from the summit -

Having decided to go for the loop, we pushed our bikes down the Western side of the col, finding it far more efficient to transition between pushing the bikes while wearing our skis with skins on, and slowly riding the less snowy patches holding skis in one hand and (just) controlling the bike with the other. Enroute, several “Bonjours” were exchanged with rather baffled looking snowshoers. 

- While pushing the bike with skis on was considerably more efficient, it remained firmly a Type 2 Fun activity -  

- Pushing was interspersed with opportunistic rides where the snow was thin enough -

Arriving at Étang De Lers, meant another transition, from ski/push bike mode to bike/carry ski mode. Rolling down the smooth tarmac of the snow free road felt like a dream after the heavy resistance of the white stuff during the initial 3km of our decent. 

- Preparing for the decent to Massat -

The ride to Massat consisted of lots of beautiful views, and very little pedalling. Guido tried hanging one of his equipment sacks somewhat comically at the very end of his skis which were attached to his bike – but this created a shaking mode so we stopped once to readjust the load. 

A mini apéro of beers, crisps and olives from the bio shop in Massat set us up for the final leg of the trip – a 600m climb over Col de Port, which was accompanied by tweeting birds and the setting sun. 

Cresting the col just as dusk was falling, we descended the final 800m of altitude fast enough that the dropping temperatures of nightfall were compensated for by the warmer, cosier air of the valley below. 

- Sunset stop at Col de Port

- Temperatures dropped quickly after the sun went down making the final decent towards Tarascon a little chilly - 

We arrived back at the car at 19h30, and motored back to Toulouse for some well-earned authentic Italian pizza. 

Already looking forward to ski/cabin/velo, next time!


Main learnings from yesterday's ski/bike…

- Ski attachment to bike – no major issues.

- Hike-a-bike over snow is easier with skis & skins on, and is preferably avoided wherever possible!

- Carrying skis & luggage – a rear rack and panniers make carrying luggage simpler, more efficient and comfortable. The extra luggage space is likely essential if doing an overnight trip.


Route - ski part in yellow highlight 


Part 1 -Tarascon to Port de Lers by bike
Part 2 - Port de Lers to Pic de Gérentos by ski
Part 3 - Port de Lers to Tarascon via Col de Port by bike

NNNNNNN

An audit of Norwegian spring snow road clearing capability, with a bit of skiing thrown in. 

Eight days, six skis, three bikes, two trolleys, one Norwegian national park, and far too many Decathlon freeze dried meals!

Click here for the trip video on YouTube

- Pauline, Seth, I pre-departure -




Tuesday, 23 June 2020

Pyrenees coast to coast - CCCCC

Coast to Coast Col Connecting Cylce © 

Day 1 - Friday 19th June

We started at 11am on a beach in Biarritz. After dropping off the hire car at the airport, a second breakfast of bad supermarket ‘pizza’ and a dip in the Atlantic (my toes, all of Seth) the two of us set off heading South East towards the French Mediterranean, with the intention to cross the Pyrenees on the way.

- Clean, fresh and tidy cyclists clearly haven't started yet -

We quickly made it out of Biarritz into the undulating, distinctly Basque countryside; tidy gardens and houses with woodwork almost unanimously painted rust red, fancy new farm equipment compared to elsewhere in Pyrenees, restaurants open at lunch (!) and frontón courts in even the smallest towns for playing squash like Pelota. Arriving into a small town for lunch, we found the only shop closed for the afternoon break (1:30-4pm!) and the only restaurant serving large plates of omelette, sausage and potatoes so settled for the latter without hesitation. Pauline’s cookies made an excellent dessert, and we felt only slight guilty in such indulgence just a few hours ride in. 

- Seth digging into a 'well earned' lunch -

The first of two climbs over a ridge which would bring us out of Basque Country started off very steep (maybe up to 20% gradient), but offered lovely open views down the valley to the right running parallel to the ridge. This proved to be an unexpectedly hot sweaty climb, despite the grey cloud cover. Easily warm enough to descend without extra layers. Passed over a few minor Cols, before final one of the day - 1000m ascent over 9km ending in 13% gradient. I had to deploy an emergency Mars bar and Pain au Choc to get me to the top. Each car that passed heading down left a strong odour of hot brake pads. 

- Most Cols were well marked with stats. The slope in the picture certainly represents how it feels, if not the reality -

We ate couscous and salami with local goats cheese for dinner, followed by cherries and more Pan au C. Going to bed in the tent next to a dirt road with a partial view of the pink sky down the valley out of the hills. Big day tomorrow so hopefully a good sleep tonight. 

- Sunset down the valley to the flats -

Day 2 - Saturday 20th June

Woke up a couple times during the night with hot, restless legs – tried not to move around too much for fear of kicking (/pedalling) into Seth. Set off around 9am, after finishing off last night’s couscous leftovers and a pot of porridge. Lovely decent down the other side on a gentle gradient through high pastures while the clouds cleared revealing blue sky and impressive craggy peaks behind us, and snow-capped mountains ahead. A good spot for future camping with Nívea and clearly a popular route. All the way down we passed a continuous stream of lycra clad riders heading in the opposite  direction, most on bikes worth more than mine and Seth’s combined. 

Motored along the flat-ish valley floor, stopping at a Decathlon where Seth was unable to find a replacement spoke nipple to replace the broken one on his rear wheel. We also took the opportunity to pop into a bakery - which happened to be full of the flies which seem to swarm in parts of the Pyrenees, often ditching the grazing cows and horses in preference to slowly moving sweaty cycle tourists . With full tummies (especially mine) we set off up 1200m to Col D’Aubisque, along a well shaded road of very reasonable 6-8% gradient offering some excellent views onto spectacular high rock peaks and faces above a ski resort. We even managed to catch a pack of (elderly) riders probably 70+ years old before breaking out of the trees into the open slopes for the final few km to the Col. 

- Trading shade for impressive views heading up Col D’Aubisque -

- Giant bikes mark the top of the climb -

The decent was also beautiful, helped by the clear weather and the novelty of two short tunnels. A classy lunch of sandwiches in a Super-U car park followed the decent before we traced the valley up to the start of our biggest climb of the trip, Col du Tourmalet. After the highs of this morning, the first half of the climb was a real slog. Very hot, no views and enough tail wind to make the air feel stagnant without saving us effort. As the views started to improve half way up, clouds came in, into which we ascended to reach the Col. 

- Apparently the highest road in France, however wouldn't have known from the views. The clouds put an end to our ambition to follow a gravel track above the Col and up to the summit  -

The lengthy descent through thick cloud showed we had actually been lucky to climb up the clearer side of the mountain! A quick water stop in the town at the bottom set us up for our camp a gentle ride up the valley. While I prepared dinner – going off piste frying the chorizo and adding crème fresh to the couscous - Seth replaced his broken nipple, and setup the mesh inner tent without the fly sheet – explaining he thought it would give a nicer camping experience, I suspect in part to my unusually high wind he’d been listening to all day! So far knees have both had periods of light aching, the right one was fixed by some pedal cleat adjustment. Otherwise feeling good! 

- Good weather the whole trip meant we could spread out at camp. Seth tries to fix his broken spoke while I cook dinner. I little wash in the nearby stream added a touch of luxury to this spot -

Water stop, camping

Day 3 - Sunday 21st June

Waking up to an 8am alarm, we quickly downed porridge, wild pooped, pitched camp and headed up through the beautiful pastures of Col de Hourquette. Pic du Midi emerged over a hill giving us the summit views we missed yesterday. Passed several campervans to emerge at the Col, looking down onto the clouds filling the lower St Larry valley and flat planes towards Toulouse. 

- Heading up the lovely pastures of Col de Hourquette with Pic du Midi in the background - 

- The views from the top were equally impressive. The clouds had burned off by the time we reached the valley so we were treated to a day of blue sky - 

A very scenic, if chilly, decent into the St Lary valley headed with snow-capped peaks. Stopped to buy lunch and found a local medieval cake baker so obviously bought one to try. 

Working our way up an adjacent valley, we stopped at a ‘café’ for coffee. Turned out to also be a Tabac, Post Office, Pharmacy and local disco complete with disco ball and a shots bar. The server seemed to be dressed for the latter, or possibly some other service on offer! 

A steady climb over Col de Peyresourde into Luchon Valley where for the second time in as many weeks we battled the strong headwind blowing up the valley - Seth doing most of the work while I struggled to keep up to draft. Our final climb of the day up Col de Menté was another hot, steep slog. Fortunately, Pauline was waiting just over the top with Raspberry White Chocolate cake to power us down the other side and the 40km back to their house where I was thoroughly spoilt and overfed before going to sleep in a bed with feather pillows.

- Meet up at the top of Col de Menté for resupply of baking -

- Cinnamon buns did not last long -

Day 4 - Monday 22nd June

Continuing where Day 3 ended, the eating continued with a huge breakfast! Cereal, homemade cinnamon buns and sourdough with eggs. Following the River Salat through mostly flat plans with a slight tailwind made the legs feel strong, or perhaps it was the last 12 hours of R&R! 

From the hippy town of Massat, we enjoyed the steady gradient and shaded climb up Col de Port, often hitting 15km/hr (maybe due to the second course of coffee and buns at the base). 

- Communal drinking water points were usually to be found in even the smallest of towns, and were our main source of water -

During the steady decent into the next valley, terrain became more arid, with huge rock faces apparently offering excellent sport climbing routes. Selecting an Aldi for our now routine supermarket car park lunch, we filled us for the steady climb on a busy road up to Ax-les-Thermes. The traffic served as a reminder how spoilt we’ve been by the quiet roads most of this tour. Fortunately, a steady tailwind helped this section pass as quickly as possible. I even took turns up front with Seth spinning along on my back wheel! 

- Typical spot for a quick lunch -

The upcoming Col de Paillères was the second longest climb of our trip, and without shops nearby on the other side, we again stopped to stock up for the climb and snacks. We could not help but slightly judge a cyclist on full carbon framed bike telling us about his feat crossing the Pyrenees on a vehicle supported tour. He did, however, impart good news in that we were apparently attempting the next Col from the ‘easier’ side. The next 2.5hours of continuous climbing passed like most other sustained climbs on this tour – for me hot, sweaty, occasionally swarmed by the flies and with an emergency snickers at the end! Meanwhile Seth, who has just one climbing speed irrespective of the gradient, hangs back with me during the lower slopes, making the occasional stop to pee or adjust his handy solar charger before quickly catching up. Then, a few km from the top breaks away beating two fit looking guys on unladen road bikes! 

- A sunny Col, shortly to be disturbed by curious or hungry ponies -

- The ponies seemed to purposely block the cars, while farting loudly the whole time. On both accounts I suspect due to people feeding them -

The decent down the other side had some extremely impressive switchbacks, tight knit and visible from above snaking down the mountain. On the way to camp we crossed several small Cols, at least one by an accidental wrong turn, before turning up a forest path to settle down for the nights bivy, on a forestry track corner layby. 

- Chef Seth at work raising the bar of our camping meals. Our bivy spot by the road -

My history of bivy camps is chequered with odd experiences and this was no exception. Having both fallen to sleep, under the clear moonless night to the sound of distant dogs barking in town below, I was woken by a roar and bright lights of a small tipper truck revving the steep hill up at high speed, straight towards our corner! Being the deeper sleeper, poor Seth only woke up at the last second – when the full beam lights and revving engine were at their peak and just a few meters away from him, only for the driver to take the turn, slowing down to shout ‘don’t worry!’ out the window, before continuing up the hill. God knows what he was doing at 12:30 driving a pickup truck up there, however while Seth went straight back to sleep I remained vigilant for this potential serial killer to return from his body disposal trip, which he did around 1:30, kindly dipping his beams before passing by us without stopping and the sound of the engine disappeared into the valley below. 

Day 5 - Tuesday 23rd June

Having survived the night we celebrated by cooking porridge with snickers and some sugar out of the sachets which come with coffee. Thanks to the bivy, it took less than 30mins from alarm to setting off at 7am, pick up our rubbish bag from the top of a signpost as we freewheeled down to the main road -  this placement being a precaution against a hungry wild boar, of which we’d seen several the previous evening.

A cool decent and then our final large climb up Col de Jau, a lovely clear cool morning to be out on the bike. While stiff legged and a little fatigued, we both felt relieved to otherwise be feeling good for the final day of the tour. Descending to the coast we followed a ravine tracing through old villages of white painted houses with a very Mediterranean feel and. A Boulanger stop stocked us up for the 60km mainly flat ride to the cost, split between busy main road and side roads through fruit orchards. 

We caught our first glimpse of the sea arriving into Argelès-sur-Mer, and shortly after found a spot to complete the tour by throwing ourselves into the refreshingly cool med water. While it’s questionable if we were saltier before or after the swim, it was a lovely end to the tour. 

- Swim > food > beer > ice cream. Relieved to finish and cool down in the Med - 

- The lifegaurds banned our bikes from the beach -

Picnic lunch, with beers, and 2 ice creams each braced us for the 3hr train ride back to Toulouse. From our comfortable seats we could look out the train window to clearly see the outline of the mountains passing slowly by. 

Monday, 2 September 2019

Brazil - Peeling the pinapple

Wednesday 31st July

Studying and using Portuguese is a little like "peeling a pineapple". After a total of 5 months in Brazil, I'm now at a stage where I can understand about 80% of almost any conversation, and am speaking more Portuguese than English in work and with Nívea's family (thanks to their patience). I've been able to converse with Nívea's Grandmother for the first time, and am finding myself using new words & ways of speaking not studied, but picked up from day to day interactions!

Below are some other Brazilian expressions I've come across - plain English expressions follow at the bottom of this post!

1) Don't count on the eggs in the chicken's ass
2) Someone born with their asshole facing the moon
3) Slap the panther
4) Stick your foot in the jackfruit
5) The flip-flop is going to sing
6) I'm arriving

7) Finally, why did these Ford KAs end up in my WhatsApp thread...



And on the subject of quirky observations...


- This improvised top shower shelf is a good example of Brazilian Gambiarra -

- Brazilian dentists are known to be some of the best in the world, and to make use of innovative techniques. This oral exam felt like a very unusual criminal line up -

- A very large camera built in Brazil in 1960. Apparently it was used for analogue magnification - 

- Patent pending for the speed dip -

- After several weeks in São Paulo, we escaped to a quiet beach, about 1.5 hours away by car - 

1) - Don't count on something uncertain
2) Someone who is lucky
3) To smoke a joint
4) Do something to excess
5) Threat of punishment
6) I'm just leaving (on my way there)
6) Literally, "kakaka". One of the several Brazilian alternatives to 'hahah'.

And, as the local saying goes, "to peel a pineapple" means to solve a tricky, sometimes unattractive, but worthwhile problem.

Monday, 19 August 2019

Brazil - It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas

Monday 8th July

Amber weather warnings for "cold" weather have issued from the local news as the São Paulo winter sets in, bringing 6C nights and clear, cool days. 

Exotic summer fruits have been replaced by warming winter Caldo Verde soup, spiced Honey Cake, cups of hot wine filled with pineapple chunks, and steaming Quentão - the Brazilian version of gluhwein. 

Dotted around São Paulo, lively stalls under fluttering flags signify the arrival of Festa Junina (June Festival) -  a typically Brazilian agricultural-come-catholic-come-funfair with roots in European midsummer celebrations. People gather to eat, drink, dance quadrilha and play bingo to the accompaniment of Sertanejo classics to which everyone knows the words.

This short Brazillian advertisement nicely captures the cozy Festa Juninha feeling - completely different from stereotypes of Brazil! While this tongue in cheek beer advertisement shows some of the games & dances.

Fancy coffee shops have started coco dusting snowflakes onto their hot beverages, and on a weekend getaway we stayed in a cabin with a *log fire*. 

Four weeks after returning to Brazil, six months after I left in January, at the height of the Brazillian summer, it feels like Christmas has finally arrived. 


- Nívea enjoying tapioca sweet at one of several Festa Juninas we visited. Often organised by Catholic Churches, the stalls tend to be run by volunteers serving delicious homemade food at very reasonable prices -


- After several weeks of moving in and out of various hotels around São Paulo, we've finally found a well located and equipped apartment in Pinheiros -

- Adjusting to life on the 17th floor! We are lucky to have what must be one of the greenest views in São Paulo, slightly marred by being directly under the final flight approach into the local airport, looking out to a smelly river and one of the main traffic arteries in São Paulo with 10 lanes full of cars, and motorcycles -

- Pastel, a sort of fried pastry served with various combinations of cheese/meat/veg is a very delicious snack -

- São Paulo is home to the world's largest Japanese-descendant population. Here Nívea and I make Takoyaki at a friend's house -

Sunday, 7 July 2019

Brazil - Into the concrete jungle


Tuesday 4th June

For the second time in 12 months my  possessions are distributed into friends’ spare spaces (thanks guys!) and suitcases are loaded with British delicacies (Cadburys Mini Eggs and Tunnocks Tea Cakes). 

I’m retracing a now familiar route from Edinburgh, through Heathrow and onto the overnight BA247 for an early morning arrival into São Paulo, Brazil.

This time around I’m here to work. Offering engineering assistance to an up and coming Brazilian airline starting operations with brand new aircraft. This means I’ll be a Paulistano commuter for the next three months.

- New A330neo with Trent 7000 engines, and a Brazilian flag on the winglet -

Having continued studying Portuguese over the last few months, I can’t help feeling a little pleased with myself while leafing through (and understanding) a Portuguese magazine during the flight. I love how language immersion turns every situation into a learning opportunity.  

São Paulo’s sheer scale plays with the mind. Through the descending plane window, beige apartment blocks as far as the eye can see appear like closely packed Lego bricks balanced on end. This gives the false impression of being high above the city - a sudden runway bump and winglet spirals announces arrival into a tropical climate.

- São Paulo skyline packed with buildings -

I'm ready for delicious fruits, salgados & family churrascos. Ending my saudade for Pão de Queijo, and being reunited with the special person who I hope will be waiting at the entrance to the jungle.

Sunday, 23 June 2019

England – West Country Way

Saturday 4th – Monday 6th May

When on the move I often feel a mischievous sense of possibility. As if the departure screens in airports were menus from which to pick, at a whim, your day's destination. When the train ticket small print says "Any route permitted". Even driving to work with a full fuel tank. Indulging this urge, I suppose that is part of the attraction in self-sufficient cycle touring. Within the bounds of your legs, lugs and bottom, every track is a possibility freely followed. Known or unknown.

Separately, while riding a Southbound train to Bristol, you may notice the tannoy announcement of upcoming stops invariably includes Taunton and Tiverton Parkway. A quick google confirms this is because, after Bristol, the train tracks, squeezed together by the converging coastlines, narrow into a single mainline, all the way down to Penzance in the Southwest tip of the British mainland.


  - Admittedly, possibility does not always equal reality -

- Railway map proved surprisingly useful planning this trip -

How do these two ideas relate? Last May Bank holiday weekend, having never ventured on past Bristol, I finally followed the train to both Taunton and Tiverton. How exciting! These names I'd heard so often felt both unknown and strangely familiar - like the friends of friends you know only through Facebook feeds.

Along with my friend Pauline and her boyfriend Seth, we followed the West Country Way cycle route 350km through Devon and Somerset. Importantly, having recently come across this excellent Sweedish concept, we were careful to include lots of Fika along the way.

Our route led us through English countryside doing what it does best - rolling greenly into the distance, spotted with sheep, canals twinned with towpaths winding between fields and orchards. Stopping at the occasional hamlet or town, with a church tower and cafes stocked with cake and cream teas. Mr Stevens would have approved. We kissed the coast before riding inland over Exmore (perhaps the beast is in fact a lost Albanian dog) and the Mendips on our way back to Bristol.

- Lovely countryside. Passing Ambrosia farms confirmed we were in the West Country -

While not strictly part of the trip, Pauline’s Friday night Pesto & Pea lasagna was an excellent start, perhaps a highlight. As were the excellent Swedish Chocolate Oat Balls we made.

We elected to pitch in 'official' campsites, as opposed to wild camping. The lawns and flushing facilities aside, these spots were not as good as the hillside views enjoyed by the grazing sheep and, potentially, wild campers. However, 'muggle' camping proved very relaxing compared to the usual stealth wild camping, giving me the wholesome feeling (and good night's sleep) which comes from behaving like a normal person.

Sausage rolls, coleslaw and hummus along with other familiar snacks from supermarkets added to the wholesomeness, topped up by frequent coffee and cake breaks, like this:



Unfortunately the switch from casual skiing to cycling affected Seth’s tendons, forcing him to finish the final day by bus. Pauline and I battled on fueled by wine gums and ice cream stops. Devon hills are tough.


Day 1 - https://www.strava.com/activities/2347305864

Day2 - https://www.strava.com/activities/2347327734

Day 3 - https://www.strava.com/activities/2347332853

- Petrol pumps and flaking sign posts offered windows into the past -

- An official pitch - no need to worry over invisible rustling from foraging hedgehogs or terrifying midnight fox screams -

- Despite Seth's best efforts...



...breakfast coffee wasn't up to the Devon standard - 

And Taunton or Tiverton Parkway? Neither ended up in a photo, but I'm still glad to have finally made it!